drinkingcocaine:

already-dead-but-still-breathing:

50-shades-of-suicide:

never thought i would actually like something from Shakepeare…but this line is genius 

Second time reblogging this… Today.

why the hell would you not like something from Shakespeare every movie you know has some kind of theme that Shakespeare thought of first

(Source: p-refect)

(Source: ludikat-lacat)

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(Source: paragative)

squareclocks:

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

fearfullymade-locs:

thedameloves:

homeisaheartbeat:

What are your top beauty tips?

Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.

Never too old to learn from the Muppets.

And this:

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy

the-vashta-nerada:

it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”.

john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why”. he then turns into the great dragon and flies away

the screen turns black

that’s the episode

So I may do the unthinkable and change my avi! *hear cries of ‘what!’ ‘no!’ ‘think of the children!’

yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

i am crying right now i love you europe

hanamikoji:

theacid-queen:

cutd33per-crylonger:

daisyhead-maisyhead:

bloody-truth:

My psychology teacher showed us this picture in class and spent a good 10 minutes talking about how depression is a disorder, a mental disease, not a choice, etc. I respect him so much for that.

This. One thousand times this.

I hate how people are always like “just be happy” or “just stop being sad”. Do you think I chose to be like this? No. It’s something way out of my control.

this

My dad and I just got in a fight about this because he thinks it’s a choice and you just have to “stop being negative” if it were that fucking easy you really think I wouldn’t have don’t it sooner? As if I enjoy feeling like this? What the fuck I can’t even handle the ignorance sometimes.

wow, this is so accurate, my mother was like “of course you CHOSE to be like this, everybody has problems, does it mean we all have to get depressed now, like you?!” 

Of course I didn’t choose to be depressed, do people really think that we find a pleasure in depression? DO they really think we just “refuse” to be happy?

(Source: lnsanely)

morgrana:

you see in the UK it’s not about winning

it’s about not coming last